(slăk′ər) - a lazy-assed freeloader and you own it. You do you, boo, but you do only the bare minimum.

0 satoshis

“ONE OF US! ONE OF US!” You have now earned the designation of "Dependent Resource Offering Negligible Effort." You live for D.R.O.N.E. kibble, Fridays and taking two weeks of hard-earned vacation to fight with the in-laws at Christmas.

You may level up and gain additional titles, but once a D.R.O.N.E., always a D.R.O.N.E. 

Up to 100,000 satoshis

Has a basic knowledge of how to do the job but definitely oversells the results. Overheard how much the Director makes, and immediately started applying to director roles (qualified or not). Constantly researching methods of how to get rich quick, but never take action and thus are doomed to return to work the next day.

250,000 satoshis

Has an eye for the corporate BS, and navigates it even with an intermediate command of buzzwords. You are paving the way for your fellow D.R.O.N.E.s. Comments on Gary Vanyercheck’s posts within 45 seconds of it being posted.

500,000 satoshis

Spends about as much time working as checking the price of crypto portfolio. If Shiba Inu goes to $0.10, the you will be afford the island of the coast of Beliz. Only 3 shitcoin rug-pulls to becoming a Bitcoin maxi.

750,000 satoshis

You have begun the middle management journey. You have friendly nicknames for everyone in the office, and all of them are annoying AF. If you say “we are building this plane while we fly it” 3 times in front of the mirror, the ghost of Stephen Covey will appear.

1,000,000 satoshis

People have good ideas. You have better ones. You freely offer up unsolicited advice, yet wisely learn from the mistakes of others when they live according to the crappy advice you offer.

1,500,000 satoshis

Starts wearing black turtlenecks in 105° summer weather in 95% humidity. Worth it, because you look exactly like Apple/Thanos leadership. No heat-stroke-itchy-alpaca-fur-rash pain, no gain.

2,000,000 satoshis

Cold plunges. Adaptogens. Intermittent fasting. Why use adderall when you have unlocked the gnosis of nature’s meth? There is no incremental gain too small to try and hack.

3,333,333 satoshis

You are the go-to person to get unstuck. Your rolodex is filled with the who’s who of thought leaders and motivational coaches. You too would, in fact, identify as such on professional networks if you weren't so humble.

5,000,000 satoshis

You are the living embodiment of the AI-assisted adaptive project framework via a dozen AI-enhanced project management tools. If it can be automated, you add AI. Can AI make this better? You add it. 

Hasn’t and probably won’t ever listen to ai.cooking narrated by Gregory William Forsythe Foreman of Kent.

7,500,000 satoshis

Extracting value from the mundane. Concocting insight from the benign. Divining meaning from the mumblings of madmen. You can turn mental lead into metaphysical gold.

10,000,000 satoshis

Every new phone upgrade. Every new social media platform. All with three letter first name handles, because you adopt early and share broadly. May or may not use a referral link.

15,000,000 satoshis

Your prowess and cunning nature has made you successful in many ventures. Because of your ability to randomly be in the right place at the right time, you are a sage to the moguls. But you also hedge your bets because of the 10 companies you advise, at least 9 are VC-fueled garbage doomed to failure.

25,000,000 satoshis

It’s not a pyramid scheme. It is a network based affiliate program with unlimited and life changing potential. And you are in the 1% in helping people start their journey down this path. BIIIIIITCONNNNNNNNECT! WASSSAWASSSAWASSSA!!!

50,000,000 satoshis

Greatest of all time. 

75,000,000 satoshis

Like every “X under X” beauty pageant, you had to pay an entry fee for the title. In this case, it is ok, because you have shown value where you have received value. 

This one actually matters, because we mattered to you. The first 100 people to donate 1 BTC worth of Satoshis V4V. You will be invited on to discuss your achievement, receive a custom NFT, and have a bust created that will be featured on the www.v4v100under100.com 24/7 stream.

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100,000,000 satoshis